make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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