I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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