is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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