Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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