He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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