In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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