I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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