winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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