Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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