I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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