But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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