gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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