I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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