Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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