I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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