They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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