Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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