I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
two words...techno handjob
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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