Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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