how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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