I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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