hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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