i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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