I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just cropdusted the office
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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