She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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