Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize