He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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