You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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