Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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