dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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