You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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