yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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