Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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