She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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