How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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