im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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