You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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