Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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