I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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