Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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