It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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