so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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