Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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