Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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