have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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