All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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