I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Randomize
