If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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