i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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