Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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