You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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