ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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