Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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