none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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