does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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