butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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