Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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