therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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