I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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