We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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